Scrum | The final battle

In ancient times, Priests, men through which God spoke, had the duty to translate the Word of God into Holy Scriptures and to spread the Word among the people.

These Knights of God who were intended to lead us through Dark times caused disasters all over the world, non-believers got hanged or burned, opinions that didn't stroke with the Word of God were said to have come out of the mouth of the Devil himself.

A world denied of creative thinking, change...
A world lead by the Holy Word of the Book of God...

Although the power of these ancient Priests seems to be disappearing in our modern society; the force is still strong; many followers that survived have been working on a smaller scale, indoctrinating the world from the inside out, infecting companies with their Scriptures and fortune telling...

We call them ANALYSTS...

Those who write the book of the World...
Those who shape, who decide upon our future...
Those who tell the future and never look back...

But things are about to change...

Meet The Scrumpies


You understand I can't reveal their true indentity

Scrumpy dislikes fortune tellers...
Scrumpy dislikes big Holy books...
Scrumpy believes in wisdom of the crowds...
Scrumpy loves and respects everyone...
Scrumpy gets grumpy from analysts...

Scrumpy is from the Order of the Scrum Masters...
Scrumpy his job is to disinfect companies from fortune tellers...
Scrumpy his job is to protect his team; defend them at all cause...

Scrumpy has a secret weapon called user stories

A tree liner that will make analysts INSANE
Scrumpy will fight Analysts on their own field...

The war has already started...